Hot babe at work just THOUGHT I wasn’t gonna hit on him today
Sorry sir, not me, not this day.
He was taking a break outside as I was leaving work and I didn’t wanna draw too much attention so I just drove off. Got to the red light, said to myself, ‘Marlie, you must take control of your destiny. Grab life by the lovehandles and fuck it gently.’
Turned my car around, got back to the parking lot, inhaled deeply, stepped out and walked towards him.
He was already grinning because apparently I’m not as smooth as I thought.
‘Hi, uh, Ryan is it? I don’t mean to sexually harass you but you are crazy good looking and it makes my day just seeing you.’
HE TURNS SO RED, JEEZUS.
‘Well, thank you.’
‘And I’m not really supposed to hit on people at work but you are just stupidly handsome and yeah.’
‘Well uh, not to put you in an awkward situation but I’m gonna go ahead and hit on you too, I’ve thought you were beautiful since you started working here and can I have your number?’
That’s how you get ‘em, ladies and gents and the rest of you. Apologize right off the bat and never stop being embarrassed. Then as you’re entering your phone number into his phone, make sure you look overwhelmed at the sight of a machine that has buttons on the interface instead of an actual physical pull-out qwerty keyboard. They love that. Think it’s adorbs.
