oh dear.
i'm from alabama and that's all you really need to know
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Post reblogged from A Self-Fulfilling Prophecy of Endless Possibility
When you realize you need more shampoo to wash your hair because you have more hair
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Post reblogged from naked, watching twin peaks
sometimes i have like really deep thoughts like the internet is fucking incredible man i can go on google and see like 10,000 dicks in an hour and like imagine back before the internet even, you couldn’t see that many dicks in a life time. I’ve seen more dicks this week than any Babylonian prostitute did in her entire life. Amazing.
(Source: raigau)
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multigrain whatever bread
sriracha mayo
omelette with cheese folded over
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laying on my couch naked, eating incredibly freakishly delicious and expensive cheese and fruit i’ve never heard of, life is balls awesome right now.
sup babies?
